O Sensei when given a vanilla wafer:
“Mmmm, tastes like America.”
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2nd grader at Johnathan’s elementary school:
“I am the terrorist of Subuku.”
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T-Rex Sensei in a 3rd year class:
“Hump? Hump? What do you mean by hump? Please explain it to the students.” *
*we were talking about camels
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Jazz on her summer plans.
“What I’d really like is to buy a house and renovate it. I could work as much as I want, whenever I wanted.”
“So you want to be a construction worker…”
“I guess.”
“…with a teaching degree to fall back on.”
“Sounds pretty good, right?”
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Gregory Peck Sensei has a cotton white mask strapped over his mouth.
“Pollen season, huh?”
“Yes. What do I look like?”
“A doctor.”
“Not a pervert?”
“Uhhh…no…”
